Wednesday, May 23

white trash stash bash...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  Yep it's that time of year again where the English Ranch hosts the annual (3rd) mustache party!

The backyard was serene as "Almost Heaven...West Virginia" when the trashy collection of guests began to arrive.  From Jason's many months of dedicated mustache growing to Kyle's tramp stamp, along with others wearing too-short shorts, wife beaters, cowboy boots, pink polka dot bras, tattooed arms, camo, flannel and battered women.  Suffice to say it was quite a gathering of good looking hillbillies and rednecks.  Once the keg was tapped, the stage was set for a great evening of boot stomp'n fun.  From the plunger races to white trash trivia there were plenty of opportunities for laughter and entertainment.  No white trash party would be complete without breaking stuff... luckily we had Anna.  Once the party had ended, the cleanup crew (Norman and Contessa) were released from solitary confinement to take care of those couple of flies that managed to make their way indoors.

Me and the hubster

A few lovely couples...
Celeste and Mike (left)
Amy and Carl (top right)
Mallory and Kyle (bottom right)

Time for plunger races! (above)
Obviously this is hysterical! (left)
Joe explaining the rules of the race (top right)
Megan and Celeste on the run! (bottom right)

Rules:
Player 1 must run across the yard with a plunger between their legs.  Player 2 will stand at the opposite end of the yard with a roll of toilet paper between their legs.  Player 1 and Player 2 (without any hands) must place the plunger handle in the hole of the toilet paper.  Player 2 will take the plunger and run to the opposite end of the yard (repeat with as many players on the team until all have finished).

Note: We made girls teams and boys teams.  AWKWARD!

The boys and the plunger races!
Joe and Jason - Whoooooooooooo!!!
Carl and Mike plunging down the lane!
Chris and Kyle - questionable actions...

Winners of the race!
Prize: a roll of TP


Time for white trash trivia

Winners of trivia!
Jason - Prize: Plunger
Celeste - Prize: Pregnancy Test
Anna - Prize: SPAM

30 comments:

  1. cool pics dear, u look very nice!:*

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  2. Hahaha! That's fantastic! You've done that for 3 years? That's so fun. I'll have to tell my friends about that!

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  3. Haha this looks like a blast! I could totally see myself hosting a party like this! :)

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  4. Hahaha this is hilarious. You and your husband look fabulous! In a white trash way of course ;)

    xoxo, me

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  5. I LOVE white trash parties! It's so fun because it is SO different from my usual look. Ha!

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    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  6. This is so awesome, and looks like so much fun! xo

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  7. So much fun, I love all the actions. The outfits are wonderfully funny and awesome

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  8. hahahah this cracked me up! What a fun party!

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  9. What a funny theme idea! Looks like fun! xo

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  10. ahha That plunger game looks awkwardly amusing. The prizes are hilarious!

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  11. Haha looks fun!

    xo Jennifer

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  12. now THIS is my kind of party. we would totally fit right in {sadly}. and a pregnancy test?! YES.

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  13. Hilarious!!!!! Love the pregnancy test prize.

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  14. So cute, all of you! Seems you had a really great time!:)

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  15. This is too funny!!! Looks like it was a blast and my wheels are already turning for when I can have a party like this! :-)

    Jayme @ Her Late Night Cravings

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  16. I mean this in the best way ever.....you are awesome white trash! haha LOVE your outfit!! the head scarf is awesome. this is such a fun idea!

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  17. it seems you had a lot of fun.

    From Paris with love!
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  18. oh my gosh, this is hilarious! theme parties are the best.

    xo the egg out west.

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  19. Oh my gosh so so fun! :)

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  20. wow this looks like you had a real good time :) the pictures are so much fun :)


    sammie
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  21. a mustache party!? this looks all too fun! I'm slightly upset that I didn't think of it first :)
    you and your husband are wonderful together. i really enjoyed looking at these photos!

    xoxo,
    tiana of l'esthetique

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  22. Haha this looks like SO much fun! The plunger races, especially. Never even thought of that... too funny!

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  23. This looks like sooo much fun,I really enjoyed in pictures,dear!
    xx
    B.
    http://www.beeswonderland.com/

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  24. haha looks amazing, what a fun summer party idea :)
    Also, that plunger game looks hilarious!

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  25. Oooh, this party looks like it was sooooo much fun! X

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  26. Oh my gosh, I am cracking up!!!! This reminds me of that show "My Big Fat America Gypsy Wedding" In one of the episodes the dad rolled up to the liquor store and proclaimed "THIS IS MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!" And great outfit!

    Thanks for letting me know about Natty Michelle's shop, I updated the giveaway!

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  27. You are looking so lovely ! Loved reading about the funny games !
    have a nice day ,

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