Monday, January 7

you know you're thirty when...

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Top Row: B'day Flowers from Lauren, Birthday Cupcake at lunch with the husband, Kitties playing under the sheets
Middle Row:  Birthday sign from the neighbors, me and the husband, Reading HP on my birthday Kindle by the Fire
Bottom Row: Birthday bow from my present, B'day Flowers from Netta, Contessa my reading buddy

Last Thursday, January 3 was my 30th birthday.  As you may remember I posted about it here.  Joe thought  that sending me 'you know you're thirty when...' messages throughout the day would make me laugh.  it definitely did!

you know you're thirty when...

-you learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day
-"all-skate, change directions" means something to you
-there was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living together
-after being on the elliptical for an hour your knees are broken
-you go to a pub and say "this is too loud"
-if one of your girlfriends doesn't order a drink, she might be pregnant
-the idea of going out after a wedding sounds exhausting
-you leave concerts before the encore to beat the rush
-before going out anywhere, you ask what the parking is like
-you start doing your "if I have kids now, then I'll be 48 when they graduate..." math.  Then you shudder at the idea of having kids in your current state of arrested development
-MTV is no longer one of your go-to channels.  The Smithsonian channel, on the other hand, can captivate you for hours
-you have join pain
-you have heartburn, but think you're having a hear attack
-you haven't worn anything that says Abercrombie and Fitch for 4 1/2 years
-you have become more aware of dumb crap like which illnesses run in your family
-you do the calculations of what age your parents were when they had you and realized you're WAY BEHIND the curve
-you can work the words "mortgage" and 401k" into everyday conversation and almost take yourself seriously
-you've become a weather aficionado
-you can name all the members of New Kids On The Block
-you had a crush on Zack Morris or Kelly Kapowski
-you owned a Trapper Keeper
-you love nothing better than a night in watching interior design and cooking programs
-you have absolutely no clue what's #1 on the charts
-you become powerless to resist the lure of self-assembly furniture
-you always have enough milk

last but not least...you start hating people in their 20's...

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15 comments:

  1. these are hilarious! At least you're in good spirits about turning 30. I swear I thought my husband was going to lay in the front yard and sob all day. lol

    happy belated birthday!

    found your blog through Sami's!

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  2. hahaha...all true!! I'm turning the big 3-0 in 7 months eekkk!!

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  3. lol:) Happy belated bday dear, hope it will be your year:)) Kisses! xo

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  4. Oh Amanda, this is so incredibly embarrassing to arrive with my birthday wishes this late! I hope you'll forgive me (and won't start hating me, since I'm still in my 20's ;) So, I wish you a fantastic 30th year of your life, full of love, happiness and fulfilled dreams (and less knee pain, if possible :) May this be your best year yet!
    So, how about those plans to celebrate your b-day in Paris? Will you be making the trip or, did some island paradise win?

    Have a lovely week my dear!

    xx Ivana
    Macarons and Pearls

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  5. lol.. those were hilarious.. I may just a year or two away from getting there myself.. till then I'm a hated 20 something I suppose :)

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  6. hahaha! That is the best thing i've read all day...and all so stinken true!

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  7. Did not know you were 30!! Wow!! you don't look it.

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  8. Those were funny Amanda! HaHaHa Happy Belated Birthday doll!
    http://www.averysweetblog.com/

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  9. Love this! I just turned 30 this past October!

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  10. Happy New Year Amanda!
    I'm back after a little break, lol love this post, so funny! I turned 31 in December and honestly most of these are now true for me..except I don't know what a Trapper Keeper is!

    Hope you had a fabulous birthday and festive break with your family :-)

    Vanessa x
    www.vanessaeves.com

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  11. Following you on IG now!

    Hilarious post. I am 35, and I seriously usually have at least one drink so no one thinks I'm pregnant when I'm out.

    And the rest. All true!

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  12. Good work Joe, this is hilarious (and way too true!). You could add 'on Halloween your fb newsfeed is babies dressed as pumpkins instead of friends dressed as slutty pumpkins.'

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  13. This post is perfection! I turn 30 in one month and I already fit all these!

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  14. Happy belated birthday!!! Looks like you celebrated perfectly! I love your list. I turn 30 this year so I totally understand :)

    Thanks for linking up with us!

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  15. Hahaha! This is hilarious! I'm only 22, but I've read some hilarious lists like this called "You know you were born in the 90's if..." Hahha!

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