Friday, April 26
Friday's Letters & Friday's Fancies Week #58: spring showers
Dear FedEx, why do you always provide inaccurate delivery dates? It causes me more anxiety knowing that the package may or may not be there on the date you provide online as the expected date of delivery. How am I suppose to plan to sign for a package when I'm not sure what date you are really going to be delivered on? However, I do like that you deliver 'faster' than you say you will. I'd just rather you be accurate, I don't like knowing the worst case scenario. Dear DSW, thank you for providing coupons all the time. Oh and carry NineWest. Most comfortable shoes ever... Dear Bathroom, you are so close to being finished. It's been 3 long months and am anxious to use you again! Dear Stickygrams, how am I only suppose to choose 9 pictures from my instagram account? That's merely impossible. Dear Norman (the cat), a few days ago you were playing with string and decided to chomp it off. Mom and Dad ran around the house chasing you to get it out of your mouth before you swallowed it down. Mom to the rescue, snagged it from your chompers! I think you are banned from playing with string, even under supervision! Dear Pollen, please go away. I'm tired of the sneezing, scratchy throat and puffy eyes. thanks a pant load.