Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Yep it's that time of year again where the English Ranch hosts the annual (3rd) mustache party!
The backyard was serene as "Almost Heaven...West Virginia" when the trashy collection of guests began to arrive. From Jason's many months of dedicated mustache growing to Kyle's tramp stamp, along with others wearing too-short shorts, wife beaters, cowboy boots, pink polka dot bras, tattooed arms, camo, flannel and battered women. Suffice to say it was quite a gathering of good looking hillbillies and rednecks. Once the keg was tapped, the stage was set for a great evening of boot stomp'n fun. From the plunger races to white trash trivia there were plenty of opportunities for laughter and entertainment. No white trash party would be complete without breaking stuff... luckily we had Anna. Once the party had ended, the cleanup crew (Norman and Contessa) were released from solitary confinement to take care of those couple of flies that managed to make their way indoors.
The backyard was serene as "Almost Heaven...West Virginia" when the trashy collection of guests began to arrive. From Jason's many months of dedicated mustache growing to Kyle's tramp stamp, along with others wearing too-short shorts, wife beaters, cowboy boots, pink polka dot bras, tattooed arms, camo, flannel and battered women. Suffice to say it was quite a gathering of good looking hillbillies and rednecks. Once the keg was tapped, the stage was set for a great evening of boot stomp'n fun. From the plunger races to white trash trivia there were plenty of opportunities for laughter and entertainment. No white trash party would be complete without breaking stuff... luckily we had Anna. Once the party had ended, the cleanup crew (Norman and Contessa) were released from solitary confinement to take care of those couple of flies that managed to make their way indoors.
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Me and the hubster
A few lovely couples...
Celeste and Mike (left)
Amy and Carl (top right)
Mallory and Kyle (bottom right)
Celeste and Mike (left)
Amy and Carl (top right)
Mallory and Kyle (bottom right)
Time for plunger races! (above)
Obviously this is hysterical! (left)
Joe explaining the rules of the race (top right)
Megan and Celeste on the run! (bottom right)
Rules:
Player 1 must run across the yard with a plunger between their legs. Player 2 will stand at the opposite end of the yard with a roll of toilet paper between their legs. Player 1 and Player 2 (without any hands) must place the plunger handle in the hole of the toilet paper. Player 2 will take the plunger and run to the opposite end of the yard (repeat with as many players on the team until all have finished).
Note: We made girls teams and boys teams. AWKWARD!
Rules:
Player 1 must run across the yard with a plunger between their legs. Player 2 will stand at the opposite end of the yard with a roll of toilet paper between their legs. Player 1 and Player 2 (without any hands) must place the plunger handle in the hole of the toilet paper. Player 2 will take the plunger and run to the opposite end of the yard (repeat with as many players on the team until all have finished).
Note: We made girls teams and boys teams. AWKWARD!
The boys and the plunger races!
Joe and Jason - Whoooooooooooo!!!
Carl and Mike plunging down the lane!
Chris and Kyle - questionable actions...
Winners of the race!
Joe and Jason - Whoooooooooooo!!!
Carl and Mike plunging down the lane!
Chris and Kyle - questionable actions...
Prize: a roll of TP
Time for white trash trivia
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ReplyDeleteHaha this looks like a blast! I could totally see myself hosting a party like this! :)
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I LOVE white trash parties! It's so fun because it is SO different from my usual look. Ha!
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ahha That plunger game looks awkwardly amusing. The prizes are hilarious!
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now THIS is my kind of party. we would totally fit right in {sadly}. and a pregnancy test?! YES.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!!! Love the pregnancy test prize.
ReplyDeleteSo cute, all of you! Seems you had a really great time!:)
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny!!! Looks like it was a blast and my wheels are already turning for when I can have a party like this! :-)
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I mean this in the best way ever.....you are awesome white trash! haha LOVE your outfit!! the head scarf is awesome. this is such a fun idea!
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a mustache party!? this looks all too fun! I'm slightly upset that I didn't think of it first :)
ReplyDeleteyou and your husband are wonderful together. i really enjoyed looking at these photos!
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Haha this looks like SO much fun! The plunger races, especially. Never even thought of that... too funny!
ReplyDeleteThis looks like sooo much fun,I really enjoyed in pictures,dear!
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