
Hi there. I'm Victoria.
Oh just kidding. My name is Tiff.
And I blog over at The Coffeehouse. A blog that has absolutely nothing to do with coffee, and everything to do with everything. Including hair.
Sometimes I do try to look like famous people.
But normally I just try to look like me.
Which usually looks something like this ...

Yes, this was the result of a bad haircut.
There was this one time that I used to steal poop bags.
It's true.
This happened until husband accidentally found my poop bag stash. That was rather embarrassing. So I stopped. Or cut down. Or something like that. I now only take a poop bag every {other} trip we make to the local park. Oh and now is probably a good time to tell you that I have a dog.
His name is Sherman.
And I've taught him how to steal basketballs from young children.
I kid, I kid.
And speaking of kids, we don't have any yet. Kids are not cheap.
Just wanted to clear that up.
And I blog over at The Coffeehouse. A blog that has absolutely nothing to do with coffee, and everything to do with everything. Including hair.
Sometimes I do try to look like famous people.
But normally I just try to look like me.
Which usually looks something like this ...

Yes, this was the result of a bad haircut.
And no, I am not a fashion blogger. But thank you for thinking that.
Oh you weren't thinking that? Huh.
So anyway, why not keep my hair looking good all the time? Well, for one ... I'm lazy. For two, I'm cheap. Which brings me to the real point of my little guest post here.

It's true.
This happened until husband accidentally found my poop bag stash. That was rather embarrassing. So I stopped. Or cut down. Or something like that. I now only take a poop bag every {other} trip we make to the local park. Oh and now is probably a good time to tell you that I have a dog.
And I've taught him how to steal basketballs from young children.
I kid, I kid.
And speaking of kids, we don't have any yet. Kids are not cheap.
Just wanted to clear that up.

So back to being cheap. Or frugal. Let's go with frugal.
I am that girl who never wastes food. Ever.
Human garbage disposal is my nickname for a very good reason.
Human garbage disposal is my nickname for a very good reason.

I also find myself going shopping from time to time.
But only in an effort to find stores that give out free samples.
Free samples of anything. Anything at all.
But only in an effort to find stores that give out free samples.
Free samples of anything. Anything at all.

And finally, I am that girl who gets excited about condiment bars.
If there is an all-you-can-eat relish/tomato/onion stand, you bet I will take multiple scoops, regardless of what it is that I'm eating.
But even as cheap as I may be at times, sometimes I surprise myself ...
If there is an all-you-can-eat relish/tomato/onion stand, you bet I will take multiple scoops, regardless of what it is that I'm eating.
But even as cheap as I may be at times, sometimes I surprise myself ...

That's right. This cheap frugal girl is giving away a free ad space to this crazy blog over here. Free!
Oh how I love free.
All you have to do is leave a little comment below to enter.
And feel free to use your comment to tell me how much I look like Victoria. ;)
Thanks for having me, Amanda!
I am so ecstatic to finally be on your amazing blog!
So now that you've laughed your butt off, go byVictoria's Tiff's blog and check her out!
Giveaway Winner

Oh how I love free.
All you have to do is leave a little comment below to enter.
And feel free to use your comment to tell me how much I look like Victoria. ;)
Thanks for having me, Amanda!
I am so ecstatic to finally be on your amazing blog!
So now that you've laughed your butt off, go by
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Duh you already know I think you look like Posh Spice!! Awesome giveaway!
ReplyDeleteTiff is so cute. She cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteI love Tiff/Vic! Hil.arious.
ReplyDeletelol Oh I love Victoria. And I loved the poop bag story!
ReplyDeleteI love her blog! And some add space there would be amazing. What a great giveaway (and a funny post to go with!)
ReplyDeleteAmanda!
ReplyDeleteThank you for The Coffeehouse !!!
It's a wonderful blog!!!!
;)
What a funnny post!! I'll go check her blog for sure!!
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Patricia
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loveeeeee both of your blogs!!
ReplyDeletehaha she sure made me laugh ;)
ReplyDeletethis post had me laughing. your dog is adorable btw :) i'll check her blog out right now!
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